Kinky Questions...

Kinky Questions

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

- couch ..

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

- there is no bad sex for me. It’s either I’m into it or not ..

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

- Simon Yam .  He’s not fictional but I think he’s so sexy.

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

- watching porn. Gets me wet and kissing ..

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

-in the office. “Never shit in your own backyard”

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when

- I was in doggie position and he was pumping me so fast, and air got into my pussy and it made farting sounds ... obviously we had to stop coz we “laugh die me”

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

- can’t think of any for now ..

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

- rope. But I’m not into binding. I love to use my hands and feel free when having sex.

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

- kissing me, then going down on me while playing with my boobs. And having porn in the background.

10: Top or bottom?

- TOP of course

11: We were about to ___get hot_________ but then ___hubby called ___________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

- I usually have multiple cumming when riding on TOP while my nipples are licked

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

- my vibrator and lots of lingerie for my buyers.

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

- none.

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

- if he doesn’t shave or wash and there bad odor (urine) smell. 

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

- tried to lift me up .. but could not.

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

- yes .. licked my fingers after rubbing myself ... hmm tastes lovely.

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

- with hub, prefer not to use. Unless it’s someone not very familiar .. then yes, better use.

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

- None.. most of my teachers were either aunties or uncles.

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

- none. Food is for eating .. not for playing. My mum taught me well ... lolxx

21: How big is too big:

- to me , as Long it’s not mirco penis... the average cock is good enough. But I prefer thicker than longer

22: One sexual thing you would never do:

- S&m. Not into pain.

23: Biggest turn on:

- broad shoulders

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

- neck, boobs, side boob

25: Worst possible time to get horny:

- none... if I get horny, means it’s a good time , otherwise , I won’t even get horny in the first place.

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

- yes ...

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

- Never had a bad sexual idea. I'm not into wild, far-out thinking.. I'm more practical ..

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

- as Long it does not control your life. But anytime is a good time when u feel up for it.

29: Best sexual complement you ever got:

- “I suck well” lolxx

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

- bald !!!

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

- what??

32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____are not seeing________, we are fuckin”

33: What your favorite part of your body:

- my boob,

34: Favorite foreplay activities:

- kissing, caressing my boob, licking my pussy.

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]

- both

36: What do you wear to bed?

- t-shirt and shorts, no underwear

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

- 16 yrs old

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

- of course and it’s u

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

- Yes, last month

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

- yes of course. I love it

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

- yes, once long ago

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

- none.. usually my fingers or vibrator

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

- at work.. many times

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

- not yet. Oral sex counted?

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

- Mr Bombastic, but Shaggy

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

- hmmm, can't think of any

47: Most attractive celebrity?

- Siman Yam, Andy Lau

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

- watch before

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

- Don't think so

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

- bad breath

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

- Thankfully I don't have. 

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

- yes I enjoy sucking 

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

- I have my own.

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

- Never had that experience..

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

- I dunno. I don't play with food.

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

- me posting my pics.

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

- yellow vibrator.. couple of years.

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

- yes of course. 

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

- neither. I have my own sexual freedom 

62: Do you watch porn?

- answered that already. yes I do

63: How small is too small?

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

- never.. Heng ah

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

- err... last kiss was with hubby la... 

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

- err.. wat ever for? my panty buyers would be contacting me...

67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

- Have done it a few times. I'm ok with it but its not something that I will purposely do. The last few times I went commando was because I didn't bring extra panty after delivering the one I was wearing...

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

- hmmm ... I still would if its still neatly trimmed. But its its like a bush... no sorry.

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

- Why not..?

70: Booty or Boobs?

- Boobs.

71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it? (opposite genitals from yours)

- Pussy. Its meant to be right?

72: Have you ever been on an official date?

- yes of course... duh!

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

- Errr... yes.. if you read my post... you should know.

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

- sexy Lynn..

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

- No. I won't.

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

- Cool.. but that will never happen

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina (opposite genitals from yours)

- Aroused... and curious.

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do? (opposite genitals from yours)

- pee standing, masturbate, get hard, try having sex,